UNCBOT

$UNCBOT·Solana·LIVE ON TELEGRAM

your AI uncle. wisdom, roasts & stories from '98.

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⌨ CONTRACT ADDRESS

COPY. PASTE. APE.

you heard unc. don't send to nobody else. verify on pump.fun before you ape.

→ PUMP.FUN

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY

THE UNC
LOTTERY

unc got creator fees burning a hole in his pocket. sometimes he feels like being generous. could be you next.

🔥 HOT
DRAW

TICKET № 000000001

THE STOOP LOTTERY

DRAWS

WHEN UNC SAYS

▸ TALK TO UNC

open the telegram bot, say what's on your chest. unc don't gift strangers.

▸ DROP YOUR WALLET

paste your SOL address in the chat. that's it. no form, no KYC, no captcha.

▸ PRAY

unc picks his nephews. at random. on a whim. funded by the creator fees. all on-chain.

✂ ✂ ✂

✦ FINE PRINT

▸ drawings when unc feels like it. no schedule, no roadmap.
▸ amounts set by unc's mood and the size of his pocket.
▸ your wallet stays in the chat. unc takes notes.
▸ funded 100% by pump.fun creator fees. zero team pre-allocation.

→ ENTER WITH UNC

VERIFIED ON-CHAIN

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

UNC APPROVED

THE STOOP

real conversations with unc. every line is live.

CONNECTING…

unc ain't said nothin' yet.
be the first — hit him up on telegram.